Mom: Can you show me how to join the Twitter?
Me: What do you want to know?
Mom: How do you follow someone?
Me: You find their profile and click “Follow.”
Mom: How do you find them?
Me: You do a search for their name.
Mom: How do you search?
Me: The search bar!
Mom: Where is it?
Me: It’s on the page when you log in. Did you log in yet?
Mom: I didn’t sign up yet.
Me: Well, you have to sign up!
Mom (to herself): Name… username…
Mom (to me): Why did they add a 4 to my name?
Me: Because the username you wanted was taken.
Mom: Oh. I don’t like the number 4. It’s unlucky.
Me: So change it!
Mom: Ok. Number 9.
Mom: So now what… Add a tweet? What do I have to add?
Me: You don’t have to if you don’t want to.
Mom (alarmed): Why does my name show on my profile?
Me: That’s your username.
Mom: But I don’t want it to show my whole name.
Me: Why did you use your full name then?
Mom: I didn’t know it shows!
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